Excellence in ESPD
Editor,
On behalf of the Marguerite L. McClung family, I thank Chief Thomas Achord and the Eureka Springs Police Dept. for their assistance during the...
Independent Guestatorial: Snake Oil
You, sir, are the scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. Mark Twain’s letter to a snake oil...
Wolftoon
Refugee Ban
He shall remain nameless
Editor,
I get no real pleasure in saying “I told you so” about what was going to happen with a Fascist president like he who...
Seek professional help
Editor,
I have finally gotten up the courage to write my feelings about Mr. Trump. I am convinced he is mentally deranged. I am not...
Keep pipeline out
Editor,
I wish the definition of stonewalling meant building some graceful stonewalls. But it means: Delay or block (a request, process, or person) by refusing...
Chaos and illegality
Editor,
It’s been quite the week for Donald Trump’s new administration. Their first counter-terrorism effort in Yemen resulted in the death of one serviceman and...
Independent Guestatorial: Diamond is a Sucker’s Bet
There is one sucker born every minute - George Hull, 1858
Suckers have been around for a long time. George Hull wanted to prove giants...
Independent Guestatorial: Perils of Change
I’ll bet you gentlemen never thought that anyone would grab you by the genitals, but here it comes! No, I don’t mean you’re going...
Wolftoon
Trouble