Independent Guestatorial: Crude Reality
“There’s somethin’ wrong with the world today
I don’t know what it is
Something’s wrong with our eyes
We’re seein’ things in a different way
And God knows...
Name calling
Editor,
Well, you’ve outdone your normal idiocy – you know we’ll call it Rumpcare because it was written by an ass.
David Marry
Freedom of expression is central
Editor,
Since our election was stolen by the Russians, since my Arkansas vote did not count for anything, since Cheetollini has already been proven to...
Eliminate one, get two in return
Editor,
In Greek mythology, the Hydra was a vile multi-headed swamp beast that destroyed everything in its path. Each time one head was cut off,...
On our masthead, an unfurled American flag
We’re all for printing opinions as long as they’re not libelous. We’re enchanted by producing a newspaper every week. We’re blissed when people read...
Independent Guestatorial: Broken promises
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep. – Robert Frost, 1923
Taking care of...
Wolftoon
Arkanistan
Apology demanded
Apology demanded
Editor,
I am asking for an apology to me and all the rest of the citizens of Eureka Springs for the unpatriotic cartoon on...
Tin Pot dictator
Editor,
We had 1000s of hours of investigation over Benghazi. We learned from those hearings that one of the causes of that tragedy was the...
Max Elbo Remembered
Editor,
Talented artist and dear friend, how much you will be missed! Oh, the first wave of us hippies in Eureka! Your art will be enjoyed...