Editor,
My house is surrounded by woods full of deer. Every evening around 6 o’clock they meet down in the trees.
“Hey, what do you guys want to do tonight?” says one.
Says another, “Let’s go up to John Turner’s yard and eat his plants! I get the hostas!”
“Great idea! You bring some doe and the kids. We’ll meet after dark.”
“I’ll come by but I only have two bucks.”
ESI, I have expanded your reputation but not your finances.
John Turner