Editor,
Apparently America’s unemployment problem has been solved by the Koch brothers’ robot-dolls that dominate so many of our state legislatures. In order to enforce the new toilet fear ordinances, millions of workers will be needed to monitor each of the nation’s public restrooms. If you thought it might be inconvenient to have to come up with a photo ID in order to vote, think about having to carry a certified copy of your birth certificate with you every time you go out in public in case you might need to pee.
David Zimmermann