Editor,
I have another birthday approaching fast and I’m too old to outrun it. The good news is that I have finally become a fully immature adult and I am healthy. I can do three backflips in a row, a headstand using no hands, count to one hundred in five minutes, and change my own lightbulbs.
A Madison County chicken farmer has written two successful novels that you should read… the first won him a Pulletzer and the second was a mystery involving fowl play.
John Turner